- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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