Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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twilight

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Trashcan!

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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a man walks into horse bar

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I have no ideas.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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