What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Wombat monkey juice.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

whats really hot the sun

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did the clock say? The time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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