- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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