Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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( o Y o )

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How do u shit With ur ass

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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