What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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