What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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