whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Farts smell bad!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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