- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Matt Damon

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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