A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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