WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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women's rights.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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