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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Seth stock has a large penis

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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