- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

my mom raped yerr foot

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Obamacare haters

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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