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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Matt Damon

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Hey, look under there! Under what?

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

my mom raped yerr foot

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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