That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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I Have a Black Friend

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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NASCAR

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Black People.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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dislike this...please.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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