- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

1+1 =? Too

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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