- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Punch line.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

A child with cancer grows up.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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