Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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