- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Blind people can't read this.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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