- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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