- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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