I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Poop

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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