- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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