Women's Rights.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

I like pom

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

a man walks into a bar it hurt

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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