- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A snake walks into a bar

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??