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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind people can't read this.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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