- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

involved parents.

#scabbers

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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