- Anti Joke

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Scientology.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!