Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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