ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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KSI

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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