Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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