What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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KSI

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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