What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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