a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Hello penis

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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adam shagged katie lololol

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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