Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Hello penis

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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