Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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LIE

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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