A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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ObamaCare

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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