whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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