How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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God

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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