If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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matt shut up

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