- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Its true, he didnt write that!!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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