If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Watch your lips.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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