What's wrong with woman Everything

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Cancer.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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man boobs

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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