- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's a small person? A midget

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Penis.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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