- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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