- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

why?

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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