- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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