Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Chicken

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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