What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Hippopatomous!

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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your mom

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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hello

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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monkey sponge

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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