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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

joe diragi makes paul look straight

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