What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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democracy

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That didn't hurt.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Anti Joke

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