Jared Gough is a slut

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Facebook...

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Ha

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Women's rights...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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