- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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